dont-stop-me-nooow:

shinigamistorm:

eilsthedaydreamer:

cookifreak:

just-ask-toon-link:

ask-jack-of-the-frost:

im-just-a-villain:

motherovernature:

of-wings-and-snow:

legendary-gaurdian-of-fun:

of-wings-and-snow:

legendary-gaurdian-of-fun:



Why did I make this?


Did they send me hipsters when I asked for muns

You’re a grammar-less, pale, pathetic lot! And you haven’t got a clue!

How can I make a role-player out of you

Tranquil as a blogger but a fangirl within!

Once you find your muse you are sure to win!

//Oh my glob. I can’t even— the feels—

“Your unsuited for, my smut and gore,
so pack up, get fluff, your through.”

How could I make a role-player out of you?

(Be a mun)
We must be swift as
the coursing shipper
(Be a mun)
With all the force
of a great headcanon
(Be a mun)
With all the strength
of a raging fandom
Mysterious as the
dark side of the muse!

If you didn’t sing this, I am judging you.

GUYS I FOUND IT

I love Tumblr so much sometimes it hurts

dont-stop-me-nooow:

shinigamistorm:

eilsthedaydreamer:

cookifreak:

just-ask-toon-link:

ask-jack-of-the-frost:

im-just-a-villain:

motherovernature:

of-wings-and-snow:

legendary-gaurdian-of-fun:

of-wings-and-snow:

legendary-gaurdian-of-fun:

Why did I make this?

Did they send me hipsters when I asked for muns

You’re a grammar-less, pale, pathetic lot! And you haven’t got a clue!

How can I make a role-player out of you

Tranquil as a blogger but a fangirl within!

Once you find your muse you are sure to win!

//Oh my glob. I can’t even— the feels—

“Your unsuited for, my smut and gore,

so pack up, get fluff, your through.”

How could I make a role-player out of you?

(Be a mun)

We must be swift as

the coursing shipper

(Be a mun)

With all the force

of a great headcanon

(Be a mun)

With all the strength

of a raging fandom

Mysterious as the

dark side of the muse!

If you didn’t sing this, I am judging you.

GUYS I FOUND IT

I love Tumblr so much sometimes it hurts

Us humans fucking suck. 

njntendo:

pandavicious:

dxglitter:

jessicadeancamp:

Rachel Stern

Still Life with Real and Fake Flowers


So we’re just not going to mention it?

no. no we are not.

I love flowers

I scrolled down and thought ‘Did I just see what I think I saw’ scrolled back up and yep. 

njntendo:

pandavicious:

dxglitter:

jessicadeancamp:

Rachel Stern

Still Life with Real and Fake Flowers

So we’re just not going to mention it?

no. no we are not.

I love flowers

I scrolled down and thought ‘Did I just see what I think I saw’ scrolled back up and yep. 

HOLY SHIT THE DEADPOOL GAME IS OUT NOW? WHAT!
I AM BUYING THAT MOTHERFUCKING ON FRIDAY FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
I think I just jizzed.

How did she hold three ears?

itsherownway:

“I don’t have access to a gym, I can’t work out!” Well - you don’t need a gym to get fit!  To be honest, I’ve never been in a gym and I’ve never felt the need to go to one. Nature offers everything you need for an incredible workout, either weight wise or for an intense cardio training. Just get yourself out there and explore your environment, I did so today and found this beautiful place not far from our house. That’s my natural stair master and believe me, after running a 5k (with 1x400m, 1x200m, 2x100m intervals) these stairs are terrifically deadly!

Stairs are man made not made by nature. Check mate.

itsherownway:

“I don’t have access to a gym, I can’t work out!” Well - you don’t need a gym to get fit!
To be honest, I’ve never been in a gym and I’ve never felt the need to go to one. Nature offers everything you need for an incredible workout, either weight wise or for an intense cardio training. Just get yourself out there and explore your environment, I did so today and found this beautiful place not far from our house. That’s my natural stair master and believe me, after running a 5k (with 1x400m, 1x200m, 2x100m intervals) these stairs are terrifically deadly!

Stairs are man made not made by nature. Check mate.

I don’t believe in no-win scenarios.

it would be great if we lived closer to each other, then i could surprise you by giving you random hugs. i apologise if that weirds you out too much haha
Anonymous

I’d be werided out if you messaged me saying “It would be great if we lived closer so I could just fucking kill you.” or “It would be great if we lived closer so I could so I could break into your house and smell your underwear.” but hugging? Nar that’s perfectly acceptable.

pokemon-personalities:

a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was