HOLY SHIT THE DEADPOOL GAME IS OUT NOW? WHAT!
I AM BUYING THAT MOTHERFUCKING ON FRIDAY FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
I think I just jizzed.
“I don’t have access to a gym, I can’t work out!” Well - you don’t need a gym to get fit!
To be honest, I’ve never been in a gym and I’ve never felt the need to go to one. Nature offers everything you need for an incredible workout, either weight wise or for an intense cardio training. Just get yourself out there and explore your environment, I did so today and found this beautiful place not far from our house. That’s my natural stair master and believe me, after running a 5k (with 1x400m, 1x200m, 2x100m intervals) these stairs are terrifically deadly!
Stairs are man made not made by nature. Check mate.
Anonymous asked: it would be great if we lived closer to each other, then i could surprise you by giving you random hugs. i apologise if that weirds you out too much haha
I’d be werided out if you messaged me saying “It would be great if we lived closer so I could just fucking kill you.” or “It would be great if we lived closer so I could so I could break into your house and smell your underwear.” but hugging? Nar that’s perfectly acceptable.
a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
RvB Season 11 - Coming soon